Sc Novelties Caesar 3.0 Love Machine

My last review is actually for this product. I don't know why it showed Caesar 2.0.I don't know if this is a waste of money also ,but it probably is.

I’m very impressed this thing works great so far my girlfriend loves it I can’t wait for the next version number 4 that will have more speed like 500 strokes per minute? and another 50 pounds of force? this is a great start thank you

I love this thing (and my boyfriend does too). It is definitely not the best quality out there, but compared to the price of similar machines I'm pretty happy with my purchase. You can slide it between your mattress and box-spring, or use it on the floor; it's pretty versatile and doesn't require more than one person to move/operate. I think it's probably a good machine to start out with before you spend thousands on something more advanced.You can only attach two of the included attachments, and nothing else. I suppose you could ghetto engineer your favorite toy onto the piston if you really wanted to, but it's not really advisable. The vibrator is not attachable to the piston and doubles as a corded control panel for the entire machine.This thing is heavy for it's size and does have a good bit of thrusting power; be careful that you're lined up properly (both for angle and depth) before using or you could get a potentially painful surprise.The attachments themselves are of fairly good quality. Not much to look at, but they feel good, which is the point.The height/angle adjustment is fairly easy to use and provides for a great variety of positions.The only real problem I've had with this is the speed. I like to start out slow and work my way upwards. However, the slowest this thing goes is over one stroke per second, which is a little off putting to me. Top speed is a bit much for me; this thing can definitely move. It does remain stable (on the floor) even at top speed, and I've never had it fall over or shift positions on me.

After playing with it before I introduced it to my partner I found a few things I did not like/know/realize about the machine. First 75-300 strokes per min. There is no easing into anything even on low-75 strokes per min. it looks like it would be a pounding. Mine is faster than the demo videos online. Second it is designed for under bed mattress only. Running it on low sitting on the floor it will rock itself till it turns over. The toys that come with are junk, the dildo shown in pic. has a flexible METAL ROD inside it. Have looked online for new speed control for 24v system and rewire it myself to slow it down. No luck. Spend your time reviewing machines before you buy. NON-REFUNDABLE.

Awesome In Simplicity ! Minimum Adjustment In Parts ! Even For The Mechanically Challenged ! Elegant Design ! Easy To Fold Arm Straight Down ! Or Straight Up ! Always Ready ! Pretty Quiet Too ! TV At 15 Out 60 Totally Overcomes It ! Normal Conversation Beats It ! Maybe A Little Stealthy ! Love The Shroud Over The Little Flywheel ! Helps Keep Sheets And Bed Cloths Out Of The Machinery ! Surprisingly Smooth ! Proud Of My Pinky's ! Four Screws ! Minor Adjustment ! And Little Petroleum Jelly On The Up Right ! And Ready ! Perfect ! Thank You Amazon ! Only Need One More Thing ! Or Do I ? Thanks Again Amazon !

works like crap had to return the first one dont waist your money cause u will be disappointed so bad

The power cable came deffected. Very disappointed

Overall the machine is good quality & it gets the job done. It has fast speeds and is very adjustable. It is very nice that it fits under the mattress. The cons are: The first speed is still pretty fast, its not that easy to "ease in", the hot pink color also makes it stand out a lot. It would be easier to hide if it was black or just not hot pink. But even with the cons it works great especially when used with the hitachi magic wand. Forget the vibrator it comes with, get a Hitachi and have some fun!